Petty Instagram Captions to Spice Up Your Posts With Witty And Sassy Captions

Hello there, savage fashion insta king and Instagram queens! You know that feeling when everything aligns perfectly: your outfit is on fire, your makeup is flawless, and your hair? Well, it’s sitting just right. It’s like hitting the style jackpot. And Of course, moments like these are too good not to share, right ? So, it’s time to strike a pose and capture that ‘bad b*tch energy’ for the Instagram.

But wait, there is one more essential ingredient missing that is the perfect caption. A good caption boost confidence and leaves everyone amazed of your slay game. Well, fear not because we are here to help you. We’ve rounded up the hottest bad b*tch captions that will elevate your next Instagram post to legendary status. Get ready to slay the feed and get all the likes.

Petty Instagram Captions

• I don’t hold grudges, I remember facts. 
• Petty queen, at your service. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just highly observant. 
• Keep it cute, or put it on mute. 
• Petty? Maybe. Necessary? Absolutely. 
• My pettiness level: Expert. 
• I don’t get mad, I get petty. 
• I’m not always petty, but when I am… 
• Zero to petty in 2.5 seconds. 
• Unapologetically petty. 
• Petty with a purpose. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just passionate. 
• Petty in pink. 
• I’ve got 99 problems, and being petty ain’t one. 
• Petty and proud. 
• Petty is my middle name.
• I’m not petty, I’m just right. 
• Petty, party of one. 
• Petty, but make it fashionable. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just honest. 
• Petty Level: 
• Petty, but pretty. 
• Sorry, not sorry for being petty. 
• I don’t start drama, I finish it. 
• Petty by nature. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just misunderstood. 
• Petty and thriving. 
• Petty with a side of sass. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just detail-oriented. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just selective.
• Petty, but always polite. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just protective. 
• Petty, but never basic. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just thorough. 
• Petty, but always on point. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just particular. 
• Petty, but still pretty cool. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just principled. 
• Petty, but always professional. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just precise. 
• Petty, but still a good time.
• I’m not petty, I’m just persistent. 
• Petty, but still pretty sweet. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just prepared. 
• Petty, but always productive. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just proactive. 
• Petty, but still pretty smart. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just perceptive. 
• Petty, but still pretty fun. 
• I’m not petty, I’m just practical. 

petty Instagram captions for haters

• Thanks for the free promo, haters! 
• Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. 
• Haters gonna hate, and I’m gonna keep shining. 
• I love my haters – they’re my biggest fans. 
• Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me. 
• Haters only hate because they can’t be you. 
• Keep hating, I’m still fabulous. 
• Thanks for the motivation, haters! 
• I must be doing something right if I have haters. 
• Haters are just confused, admirers. 
• Keep your friends close and your haters closer. 
• Haters are my favourite motivators. 
• Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves. 
• I don’t have haters, just fans in denial. 
• Let your haters be your motivators. 
• My haters are the reason I never give up. 
• Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me.’ 
• Haters gonna hate, and potatoes gonna potatoes. 
• The only thing more important than my haters is my success. 
• I love it when my haters visit my profile. 
• Haters, thanks for all the attention. 
• Keep talking about me, haters – you’re making me famous. 
• Haters are like crickets; they make a lot of noise, but you never see them. 
• Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success. 
• Dear haters, please continue to talk about me – I love the attention. 
• If you don’t have haters, you’re not doing it right. 
• Haters are just fans who don’t know it yet. 
• Haters gonna hate, but I’m too busy being great. 
• Keep calm and let the haters hate. 
• Haters don’t hate you, they hate their own lack of success. 
• I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not. 
• Haters are like clouds – eventually, they disappear. 
• Dear haters, your negativity only fuels my success. 
• Haters are just undercover fans. 
• If you’ve got haters, you must be doing something right. 
• Haters are a sign that you’re on the right path. 
• Haters only make me stronger. 
• Haters are like mirrors – they reflect their own insecurities. 
• Keep your head high and your middle finger higher, haters. 
• Haters are the fuel to my fire. 
• Haters, don’t be mad ’cause I’m doing me better than you’re doing you. 
• Haters are like sandpaper – they may scratch you, but in the end, you’re polished. 
• Haters, you can’t bring me down – I’m already too high up. 
• Haters are just background noise. 
• Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at – just be patient. 
• Haters are like speed bumps – they just slow you down a bit, but you keep going. 
• Haters are a reminder that you’re doing something right. 
• Haters only make me want to succeed even more. 
• Haters are like mosquitoes – annoying but harmless. 
• Haters, thanks for making me the center of your world. 

petty captions after a breakup

• I didn’t lose you; you lost me. 
• Breakups aren’t always meant for makeup; sometimes, they’re meant for wake-ups. 
• I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half. 
• I’ve got 99 problems, but you won’t be one. 
• Congratulations, you played yourself. 
• You left me with a broken heart, but I’m stronger now. 
• I’m not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice. 
• The trash took itself out.
• I may have lost someone who didn’t love me, but you lost someone who truly loved you. 
• My ex had one very annoying habit – breathing. 
• Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great. 
• I’m not crying because of you; you’re not worth it. 
• You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now. 
• I can’t believe I thought I needed you.
• They say you can’t fix what’s already broken, so I guess that’s why we didn’t work out. 
• Dear ex, I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there so you can see how happy I am without you. 
• I’m not bitter; I’m better. 
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so much happier without you. 
• My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be. 
• I don’t miss you; I miss the person I thought you were. 
• Sometimes the best revenge is just moving on and being happy. 
• I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone. 
• You were a life lesson, not a soulmate. 
• I’m not heartless; I’ve just learned to use my heart less. 
• I’m not breaking down; I’m breaking through. 
• Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. 
• You didn’t just break my heart; you broke our future.
• I’m not getting over you; I’m getting better without you. 
• Thanks for the breakup; it led me to the glow-up. 
• I’d rather be alone than with someone who makes me feel alone. 
• You may have broken my heart, but you didn’t break my spirit.
• You’re just another story I’ll tell someday.
• I’m not jealous; I’m territorial. Jealousy is when you want something that’s not yours. Territorial is protecting what’s already yours, and you were never mine. 
• You can’t break a broken heart. 
• I’m not sad about the breakup; I’m sad I wasted my time on you. 
• You were a chapter, not the whole book. 
• The only thing I regret about our relationship is not ending it sooner. 
• I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. 
• I’m not crying for you; you’re not worth the tears. 
• I’m not mad that you moved on; I’m mad that I wasted my time on you. 
• Your loss, babe. 
• I may be single, but at least I’m not stuck with you. 
• I’m not heartbroken; I’m heart-free. 
• I’m not bitter; I just learned my worth. 
• You didn’t break me; you made me stronger. 
• I’m not broken; I’m just under construction. 
• I’m not damaged goods; I’m just a limited edition. 
• I’m not heartbroken; I’m just upgrading. 
• I’m not crying over you; I’m laughing at my past choices.
• I’m not sad; I’m just disappointed that you turned out to be everything you said you’d never be.