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Funny bio for instagram

    Here are 30 funny Instagram bio ideas:

    1. Professional napper and snack enthusiast. 😴🍕
    2. Making mistakes and typos my signature move. ✨🤦‍♂️
    3. Fluent in emoji, sarcasm, and dad jokes. 🤷‍♀️😂
    4. Currently pretending to be a responsible adult. 🕶️👔
    5. Expert at overthinking and underestimating time. ⏰🤯
    6. Living in a world of filters and caffeine. ☕📸
    7. Aspiring comedian; my life is the joke. 😅🎤
    8. Trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. 🐾❤️
    9. Frequent flyer on the struggle bus. 🚌😅
    10. Professional over-thinker and snack smuggler. 🤔🍟
    11. Eating my way through life one donut at a time. 🍩😋
    12. Slightly unbalanced, like a seesaw. 🔄😜
    13. Just a paper cut survivor trying to make it in the digital world. 📄💻
    14. Fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Emoji. 🗣️😏
    15. Making adult decisions with the maturity of a child. 🍭👶
    16. Serial plant killer turned aspiring botanist. 🌱💀
    17. My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my jokes. 😂🎬
    18. Professional third-wheel and proud of it. 🚶‍♂️👫
    19. Spreading joy and glitter wherever I go. ✨🎉
    20. Full-time daydreamer, part-time realist. 💭🤷‍♀️
    21. Born to express, not to impress…but I’ll impress anyway. 💁‍♂️😎
    22. I put the ‘elusive’ in exclusive. 🕵️‍♀️🌟
    23. On a quest to find the perfect balance between adulting and avoiding it. ⚖️🙈
    24. Pizza is my love language. 🍕💖
    25. I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals with compassion. 🌱🦄
    26. Overachieving procrastinator and proud of it. 🏆😅”
    27. Mistakes are proof that I’m trying. Also, I like cookies. 🍪😜
    28. If I could sum up my life in one line, I’d be a really good writer. 📝🤷‍♂️
    29. I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘I’m elusive.’ 🙃🌈
    30. Life is too short to be serious all the time. Smile, and let the world wonder why. 😊🌍

    Here are 30 hilarious Instagram bio ideas:

    1. Professional over-thinker, amateur astronaut. 🚀🤔
    2. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives napping. 😺💤
    3. Fluent in emoji, sarcasm, and interpretive dance. 💃🤷‍♂️
    4. Currently fighting the urge to put ‘LOL’ at the end of every sentence. 😂🚫
    5. Making awkward situations even more awkward. 🤦‍♀️😬
    6. Living proof that unicorns do exist. 🦄✨
    7. Just a human trying to adult… with mixed success. 🤷‍♂️👔
    8. Professional snackologist and part-time fortune teller. 🔮🍪
    9. Born at a very young age. 🎂👶
    10. Certified life-ruiner with a side hustle in making people laugh. 😈😂
    11. If I could time travel, I’d go back 5 minutes ago and finish that sandwich. 🥪⏰
    12. Aspiring ninja and full-time cereal killer. 🥷🥣
    13. Making memories I can’t remember tomorrow. 🍻📸
    14. I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍👟
    15. Professional stalker… I mean, storyteller. 🕵️‍♂️📖
    16. Eating my way through life because adulting is hard. 🍕🍔
    17. I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘I’m elusive.’ 🙃🌈
    18. Living my life one cupcake at a time. 🧁🎉
    19. The early bird can have the worm; I’m not a morning person. 🌅😴
    20. Master of karate and friendship for everyone. 🥋🤝
    21. Winging it since [birth year]. 👼🚀
    22. Spreading joy, one dad joke at a time. 😂👨‍👧
    23. In a relationship with WiFi. 📶❤️
    24. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🦐🍽️
    25. Professional guesser of song lyrics. 🎤🤷‍♀️
    26. If laughter is the best medicine, my face must be curing the world. 😄🌎
    27. Part-time wizard, full-time potato enthusiast. 🧙‍♂️🥔
    28. Fluent in English, Sarcasm, and Emoji. 🗣️😏
    29. I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
    30. Trying to be the person my dog thinks I am. 🐾❤️